It’s Exactly What It Looked Like

Okay, I’m as surprised as anyone else that I’m posting yet again this week. It feels like the old days again.

So I heard an interesting story on the news last night: A PTA mom was caught in the parking lot of a school with her windows fogged up and a teenage boy in the passenger seat. The police caught them kissing and they both literally had their pants down. I don’t think it takes a genius to figure out that one. Surely they both lost their pants to a random de-pantser who was running around pulling down the pants of unsuspecting victims. The woman and the boy were so embarrassed that they immediately jumped in the car. They were so traumatized by the event that they were breathing hard and fogged up the windows and neither of them could think straight enough to pull their pants up. Yep, I really think that’s what happened….

The district has not relieved the woman of her position in the PTA yet because they haven’t heard all the facts of the case. Um, what else do they need to hear? Yes something that shouldn’t have been going on was going on. Yes the lady behaved inappropriately. This isn’t unfounded rumors. The police caught them together. She should have been let go immediately. What’s left to figure out? I don’t know most of the facts of the case, but I know the only ones that matter: she was making out with a teenage boy and they both had their pants down. Case closed. No need for discussion or hearings or due process. My verdict is guilty, not that I expect much to happen to her.

Status: Wondering what will happen with the case and feeling sympathy for the woman’s teenage daughter.