Monday, April 16, 2012

The Most Ridiculous Thing I Have Heard All Day

Some things are so ridiculous that they simply must be shared. There is a new diet in town called the K-E Diet. Click here to learn more about it. The diet helps you lose up to 20 pounds in 10 days.

The article says:

The K-E diet, which boasts promises of shedding 20 pounds in 10 days, is an increasingly popular alternative to ordinary calorie-counting programs. The program has dieters inserting a feeding tube into their nose that runs to the stomach. They're fed a constant slow drip of protein and fat, mixed with water, which contains zero carbohydrates and totals 800 calories a day. Body fat is burned off through a process called ketosis, which leaves muscle intact, Dr. Oliver Di Pietro of Bay Harbor Islands, Fla., said.

The patients are under a doctor’s supervision, but the patients do not stay in the hospital for the 10 days. Patients are able to continue their regular lives, just with a feeding tube up their nose.

The diet is for men and women, but the segment spotlighted brides so I’m going to talk about them. Here’s something every bride should hear: Buy a damn dress that fits and compliments your body type as is! If you need to lose weight in order to fit the dress then don’t buy it. There are enough wedding details to worry about without buying a dress that is two sizes too small and trying to squeeze your butt in it. Buy a dress that is good to go. If you lose weight then have the dress adjusted for your new body, if you don’t lose weight then all is still well with the world.

Status: Not understanding why people do such stupid things.

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